Useless things

25 useless things in a mans body:-
20 Nails you cant hammer
2 Tits you cant get Milk
1 Cock that Doesnt Crow
and 2 Balls you cant throw.

Ghost Buster

G ---> Ghost
I ---> In
R ---> Real
L ---> Life
So avoid girls and forward their numbers to me.....(Im a ghost buster)..

2 Important Things

Good Morning!
Have u done two most important things in the morning..?
1.PRAY - so that u may live.
2.TAKE BATH -so that others may live!

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Women's Life

Women's Life is very hard.

Morning = wash cloths,
Noon = dry cloths,
Evening= iron cloths,
Night = remove cloths,
late Mid night = search cloths.

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Difference

Wats the difference between hook in cricket and hook of bra?
One sends ball out of boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary.
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Marriage Power

A Tiger was giving Wedding Party to his friends.
A cat came there and danced.
Tiger asked who are you?
Cat Said i was also a Tiger before my marriage....

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Falling in LoVe

Ek Sardar apni Gal Frend ko I Love U kehta aur gir jata,
I Love U kehta aur fir gir jata.
Girl: Ye kya kar rahe ho
Sardar: I AM Falling in Love.

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Formality

Girl: If U'll try to kiss me, may shor macha doongi.
Boy: lekin yahan dur dur tak koi nahin hai.
Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi....

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2006 Girls

1980 Girls: Maa Mei Jeans pehnungi
Maa: Nahin beti log kya kahenge?

2006 girls: Maa mei mini Skirt pehnungi
Maa: Pehenle beti Kuch to Pehan le !

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Helping Nature

Teacher asked her Student that what will they become in the future?

Raj: Doctor
Ram: pilot
Pinky: Mother
Sam: I will help Pinky...

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Monkey Language

ku ka ta ku ku ke ke ki ki baga ga ga gu k k ki ki ki ki ka
Congrats!! Successfully learnt monkeys language.
Plz cum and collect ur Banana and Certificate

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Father

TENSION - When your wife is pregnant.
SCARY - When your Girl Friend is pregnant.
HORRoR - When both are Pregnants!
TERROR - When you know U R NOT THE FATHER....!

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KitKat

Take me to a lonely place
make sure no one is watching
Rip me naked hold me tight
take me to your lips and have a break
- its me KitKat.

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